I am Kourtney. I do not sing in the shower but I do frequently run up my stairs like a T-Rex.
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misshealthgeek:

A very picky Chinese farmer who had a bout of genius decided that pears were boring, tasty but very boring and uninteresting. As any modern day Picasso or brilliant person does he decide to go against his mother’s words and play with his food. Setting out to create a Buddha pear by encasing the young pears in molds while they’re still on the tree.As they grow they have no choice but to take the shape of the spiritual figure. Buddha pears are sold in China, but the farmer plans to spread the love worldwide.

misshealthgeek:

A very picky Chinese farmer who had a bout of genius decided that pears were boring, tasty but very boring and uninteresting. As any modern day Picasso or brilliant person does he decide to go against his mother’s words and play with his food. Setting out to create a Buddha pear by encasing the young pears in molds while they’re still on the tree.As they grow they have no choice but to take the shape of the spiritual figure. Buddha pears are sold in China, but the farmer plans to spread the love worldwide.

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  • Amychophilia:

    sexual arousal from scratching

  • Stigmatophilia:

    sexual arousal from tattoos and piercings

  • Odaxelagnia:

    sexual arousal from biting

  • Basorexia:

    strong craving or hunger for kissing

  • Tumblr:

    the place that helped us discover we all suffer from sexual disorders

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amandolynne:

the-werefox:

do you ever get cuddle frustrated? Not sexually frustrated, but just get really frustrated and asdfghklg because you’re not cuddling someone right now and you just really need to feel someone with their arms around you and bury your face in their neck and just feel them close

SNUGGLE STRUGGLES